God & y2k /joke
From: MRHamaker@aol.com
Date: Mon, 26 Oct 1998 16:24:12 EST
Subject: A joke for you
Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner
with
God. During dinner God told them, "I invited you to dinner because
I needed
three important people to send my message out to all people, 'Tomorrow
I
will destroy the Earth!' "
Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them, "I have
two
really bad announcements to make. First, God really does exist, and second,
tomorrow He will destroy the Earth."
Clinton called an emergency session of Congress and told them, "I have
good
news and bad news. The good news is that God does exist, and the bad news
is
that he will destroy the Earth tomorrow."
Bill Gates went back to Microsoft headquarters and told his people, "I
have
two fantastic announcements! First, I am one of the three most important
people on Earth, and second, the Year 2000 problem has been solved!"